The Tale of the Butcher

Today, I came across a most disturbing sight: a butcher who had ensnared three children into a terrible trap. Luring them into his shop, he slaughtered them and baked them into meat pies! Upon entering his shop, I knew right away that something was amiss. Upon discovering his horrible crime, I fell to my knees and prayed to the Lord that the children be resurrected. Suddenly, a great light filled the room, and the meat pies broke open to reveal three perfectly healthy children. I turned the ghastly butcher into the authorities and escorted the children to safety. It is truly amazing; the wonders that God can do!